It’s a race against the clock. ! It’s a dynamo. ! Strap on you oxygenated laffy taffy gassy mask and buckle down, bra. !
No, I jest with you, overstimulating your excitable moleculars with an overdone tone of whimsy and jocularity. For real, the only clock racing gone on here is ME! Racing ALL clocks!
It’s just… it’s, it’s just… I… I just it just… I… just… it’s I… just it’s… it’s, just, I it’s… 1)Me (I) spilled a fair amount of “Skunky Brown Water!” on the couch this morning (like… really pungent-ass skunky), and only had about (2)two minutes to clean it up before I had to go catch the bus. So the GiLLION dollasr qu?stions it’s: “Will Stupid Jamal be able to get home from work before his girlfriend? And even if he can, will he have enough time to finish cleaning/hiding his accident???” “” ?”?
Findoubt neckstime, chimp!
Thanks to a combination of paper towels, water, dish soap, and tiny squished up bits of wax from a scented candle, everything turned out pretty as pie-hole, junky!
yummmm i would love to lick and eat that ass all day and night long mmmm would love to see it spread open mmmmmmmmmmm thats getting my cock so hard please show more yummmmmmmm…..
sadly, this is the only picture of that man’s hairy, hairy ass of which i’m currently aware. i apologize if your cock-hardening needs are not sufficiently met, but we all must make the most of what we have (i.e. one picture of a man’s surreally over-haired ass).