Man, I can’t believe it! Pal, bandmate, & housemate Michael “Mitch” “Tabey” Tabor up and decides he’s moving to Des Moines to work at Walgreens in a month!
What? That’s weird.
Are you coming to my house tomorrow? Tabey is welcome too, IF HE HASN’T MOVED TO DES MOINES TO WORK AT WALGREENS YET.
Yeah, weird, right? Anyway, we ARE coming to your house tomorrow; thanks for the invitational!
Will there be a special election in Tabey Town, or will the municipal fate be decided by the regular feats of strength and bake-off?
Des Moines is bullshit!
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What? That’s weird.
Are you coming to my house tomorrow? Tabey is welcome too, IF HE HASN’T MOVED TO DES MOINES TO WORK AT WALGREENS YET.
Yeah, weird, right?
Anyway, we ARE coming to your house tomorrow; thanks for the invitational!
Will there be a special election in Tabey Town, or will the municipal fate be decided by the regular feats of strength and bake-off?
Des Moines is bullshit!