Friday the Thirteenth of July
I just took a personality test on the interweb. The results?… “messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer”
I set em straight, though; sent em an email, told em I’s gonna shoot em in the face. I mean, “feels undesirable”? Come on! I would SO totally fuck me, yo! Me-yOW, baby!
‘I’m like, tah.’
Jay-Z
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