The internets are so weird, duder! Like, people do… what? — make chat-sites and form little interchat communities so they can mindlessly fling emoticons at each other? I’m so dizzied by this modern life, and the ease with which any individual can display their tiny brains to the world.
Anyway, check this out, some random baboon 
posted a chatty thread about me own lil ol’ website on HIS lil ol’ website! His baboon friends had a brief but vigorous response, from which I learned:
-I am a fag
-I am gay
-I am a racist fuck
-Unshaven vulvae are repulsive
-Men with “extra foreskins” are repulsive
I think we all suspected these things from the start, but it’s good to have it in writing. Hey though, why is one of the users on the site named Kingtoad? What kind of bullshite is that. Goddamned interwebs.
WOW, you’re famous among the President and Cabinet of the Great Nation of Point Missing!
It was useful for me to learn that exposing a photo of grotesque racism makes one a racist.
It’s also awesome to know that my vaginie (not a bad word, though I prefer vajooj, even though they’re both inaccurate and I salute your efforts at getting the word vulvae into the vernacular) is disgusting, and that if my baby is a boy he will be repulsive, as I plan to order him four or five EXTRA foreskins.
Thanks for the education. Grody!
oh hi
were bestfriends
nevermind. i dont know you.
i got the wrong toad.
you’re no doubt looking for joe “kingtoad.net” ramos. no no no. he is not me. he is an evil shadow version of the glory that is King Toad. tell him i said so!
at least k-toad.net knows a gay wen he sees won lolrotf!