My Website Got Suspended!

I put up dirty pictures & my website got suspended. Actually I’ve put up dirty pictures from time to time for like the past 3 years or more, so I’m not sure what finally caught bluehost’s eye. I didn’t even know dirty pictures were against the rules! Ah well, my new career as a pornographer didn’t take off like I thought it would anyway, I guess I don’t so much need to put up dirty, filthy, dirty, lurid, filthy adult pictures of woo woos and peeners and labial clitorexes and scrotational skin sacks! No more! Never again. King Toad The Website is a clean fun wholesome fun clean time for the whole clean family! Now let us never speak of this again.
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2 Responses to “My Website Got Suspended!”


  1. 1 Liz

    That’s so wrong. Maybe mirrors should be banned to. Or just ban genitals altogether… maybe bluehost would like it if all their users just sent their genitals to them via the US postal service since we don’t use them to their liking. Silly bluehost.

  2. 2 kingtoad

    I think it’s funny I’d unknowingly violated their terms of service for such a long time (there are still naughty pictures up on some old posts, don’t tell!)

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