New album now available for digital download!

I put it off as long as I could but have now conceded: the new King Toad album “Hooray for the Bad Guy!” can now be found on bandcamp. Download away, virtual humans…
12/7/11 Oh I should be more positive about it than that! Heavens to mercy! It only just now occurs to me (thanks to Aprille) that you lovely, beautiful folk to whom I callously referred as “virtual humans” are my BEST friends! Yes the BEST! YOU, warm, living bodies are actually giving MY frothing, capitalistic body the MOST money when you downloads this shit (as compared to other methods of purchasing the LP)! So DO it! DownLOAD this shit, muckahuckas! I LOVE you! BUY things!!!xxoo FReDomisN’t Freee.!!


“When & Why”

Part 3 of “The Sadist” music video trilogy for “Hooray for the Bad Guy!”


Buy my new album, sucka!!!

“The Myth of the Suicide King.” 13 years in the making, or so they say. 2011’s 80 min. ode to death, nature & green days. $8.00, shipping & handling included (for domestic orders).

For international orders there will be a $5 additional shipping fee. Click below to order outside the U.S.

Front cover
Back cover


“Drown & Rise,” from “Hooray for the Bad Guy!”


“Oh, Dear People”

An extended version of the 1st video from the new King Toad album “Hooray for the Bad Guy!” Featuring bonus non-album track/s.!!! You love it? Or maybe it’s off-putting. Puts you right OFF!!?!


The Myth of the Toad King Part V, 10/5/11


Part U; 9.24.11 “Hooray” it’s almost done!


The Heat

It’s too hot for anything approaching productivity. I have no updates in particular to share. I’m thinking I should (in general) stop telling people I’m about to put out some King Toad CD/s when really the truth is I want to take my sweet time and be as precious about all of it as I please. Every time I put out a CD (in addition to being sick to death of it by the time it comes out) I think to myself “this could have been better, I know what I would/could fix with more time, but I just gotta call it done & get it out! NOW! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” That’s what I think. Inside of my head. Anyway, this time I wanna slow down, let things sit, come back with fresh ears, retouch as needed, blah blah. Currently I’m feeling pretty good about how “Hooray for the Bad Guy” is coming together. I got frustrated with remasteringĀ  “WAISR?” about half way through and haven’t gotten back to it lately. Either way, this deathly steam bubble of a heat wave’s gotta die down here in the heartland before I’m even gonna consider going in my stanky, hot, lil room & turning my recording equipment back on. I still hope to have both projects complete by the year’s end. For now: Time out! Game called on account of bone-melting sweat-clouds of death-heat.

I’ll try to get this month’s rarities posted soon. I hope those rarities are OK, they may be all mildewed from this weather, dried & shriveled.


July updates, rarities…

OK OK OK! Forget everything I liked to say about releasing any old thing any old time. Sheesh! Whooofph!! It turns out I’m currently not in a rush to get anything “finished” cuzin nothing ain’t sound “finished” to my ear-holes just now! Yes yes. Oh dear oh no. Well, I druther move slow and git it got proper than go halved arse on a thing. Yis! Don’t feel so sad; product is coming and it will be EVEN GOODER than it woulda coulda beens!
To make it all right up to you, here are 2 of my more favorite “[‘rarities’]” !!! Police Man, a tale of wishing idle cops would provide free shuttle services around town, and After Glow, a song I spontaneously wrote & recorded one morning a few years back after waking up as a particularly melancholy gloomy glump. Whoop whoop whoop! trk1)Hey pigs, I’m’s tired! trk2)Hey world, I’m’s sad!



Hello, world! Hey, you big, beautiful, cunck twacking world o’ mine! Smick to the fick, twack cuncker! Smick to the mickeytwackin fick!
So listen up, I about have my fun cool 2008 album “Why Am I So Romantic?” re-mastered and ready for re-release. Almost! I don’t know about ya’ll but for me myself?– I’m excited about it. “WAISR?” has been the only King Toad album I really enjoy listening to from start to finish over the past couple years, and I’m happy to have ironed out some of the glitches. I’m tellin yous, this NEW version of Romance cuncks me head over heels with delight! POW!
Plus what now? I have a brand NEW King Toad album 95% finished? waiting on the heels of Romance Revisited?? It’s true! “Hooray for the Bad Guy,” by Mr. Me: King to the mackinfackin Toad, it’s coming soon and almost here, cunck fickey.
I’ll get this month’s Rare Toad mp3s posted real soon like.
One love, smick twacker!

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