November 5th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
(internets)
So apparently this website has been hacked, and anyone trying to get here from a search engine is redirected somewhere else. This would sadden me more if the site was in any way useful, as it stands it’s just a minor irritation among countless minor irritations. Maybe I’ll just let the domain expire this time around, I don’t know or care about fixing innerweb shenanigans.

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December 2nd, 2011 at 2:39 pm
(internets, music, king toad, Hooray for the Bad Guy!)
I put it off as long as I could but have now conceded: the new King Toad album “Hooray for the Bad Guy!” can now be found on bandcamp. Download away, virtual humans…
12/7/11 Oh I should be more positive about it than that! Heavens to mercy! It only just now occurs to me (thanks to Aprille) that you lovely, beautiful folk to whom I callously referred as “virtual humans” are my BEST friends! Yes the BEST! YOU, warm, living bodies are actually giving MY frothing, capitalistic body the MOST money when you downloads this shit (as compared to other methods of purchasing the LP)! So DO it! DownLOAD this shit, muckahuckas! I LOVE you! BUY things!!!xxoo FReDomisN’t Freee.!!
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October 17th, 2011 at 3:23 pm
(internets, music, moneys, king toad, news, Hooray for the Bad Guy!)
“The Myth of the Suicide King.” 13 years in the making, or so they say. 2011’s 80 min. ode to death, nature & green days. $8.00, shipping & handling included (for domestic orders).


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May 1st, 2011 at 2:29 pm
(internets, music, king toad, Why Am I So Romantic?, love)
So listen up, Chaz. To build anticipation, longing & need for the awesome, fabulous, amazing new King Toad album (tentatively scheduled for release this summer), I’m-a gone be making some free extra musics available to you, the hypothetical public.
Firstly, there will be new King Toad rarities posted to this website at the beginning of each month. Rejects from previous albums, scraps from unfinished projects, etc. This month we’ve got I Can’t Hear You, a weird little experiment from my early days of recording & editing tracks on a computer, and Jelly Man, an unfinished song from over a decade ago.
Secondly, and more or perhaps less excitingly, I am in the process of remixing and remastering my 2008 album, “Why Am I So Romantic?” I’m cleaning it up a little, removing some digital clipping noise, blah blah blah. Once completed I will have the revamped “WAISR?” available in its entirety for free on this site. Hard copies of greater fidelity (also known as “Compact Discs”) will be available for purchase as well.
Now, are you properly pumped? Stoked? Ready to buy bucket-loads of King Toad merchandise & paraphernalia? Good, good. That’s all I wanted to hear.
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September 9th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
(internets, king toad)
I put up dirty pictures & my website got suspended. Actually I’ve put up dirty pictures from time to time for like the past 3 years or more, so I’m not sure what finally caught bluehost’s eye. I didn’t even know dirty pictures were against the rules! Ah well, my new career as a pornographer didn’t take off like I thought it would anyway, I guess I don’t so much need to put up dirty, filthy, dirty, lurid, filthy adult pictures of woo woos and peeners and labial clitorexes and scrotational skin sacks! No more! Never again. King Toad The Website is a clean fun wholesome fun clean time for the whole clean family! Now let us never speak of this again.

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December 11th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
(internets, music, visual aids, people, unsolicited endorsements, king toad, vulva pride)
Here’s a collection of musical performances & stuuf. Some King Toad, mostly not.
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October 12th, 2008 at 12:20 am
(internets, music, visual aids, king toad)
looke!! king toad get to be the leeEAd in this innernet article about som iowa city musics???
http://www.breakthruradio.com/index.php?b=article.php?id=731
Tass so sweet!!

Also you on that site there you can also listen a radio onterwembb net show of ONLT iowa city music ALL the tIM!! !!
http://www.breakthruradio.com/index.php?show=5025
i habn;t had a chance to hear it yet.>?
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