The Ever Worsening Adventures of King Toad


Pros & Cons

Areli River acts like a doofus again.!


The Moled & thr Tee-Shert


goode ol’ tom petty sayd it bess…

m”ossa the things i…

wory aboute.,

…never happen

anywayay “!


(‘keep it on the +, cuz it is hard to find’

–brown-eyed pees)

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Still, it goes down smooth

It’s a race against the clock. ! It’s a dynamo. ! Strap on you oxygenated laffy taffy gassy mask and buckle down, bra. !

No, I jest with you, overstimulating your excitable moleculars with an overdone tone of whimsy and jocularity. For real, the only clock racing gone on here is ME! Racing ALL clocks!

It’s just… it’s, it’s just… I… I just it just… I… just… it’s I… just it’s… it’s, just, I it’s… 1)Me (I) spilled a fair amount of “Skunky Brown Water!” on the couch this morning (like… really pungent-ass skunky), and only had about (2)two minutes to clean it up before I had to go catch the bus. So the GiLLION dollasr qu?stions it’s: “Will Stupid Jamal be able to get home from work before his girlfriend? And even if he can, will he have enough time to finish cleaning/hiding his accident???” “” ?”?

Findoubt neckstime, chimp!



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