“Oh, Dear People”

An extended version of the 1st video from the new King Toad album “Hooray for the Bad Guy!” Featuring bonus non-album track/s.!!! You love it? Or maybe it’s off-putting. Puts you right OFF!!?!


goode ol’ tom petty sayd it bess…

m”ossa the things i…

wory aboute.,

…never happen

anywayay “!


(‘keep it on the +, cuz it is hard to find’

–brown-eyed pees)

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-that Hans told me that the smell of the “Rock Star” beverages rockstarjuiced.jpg I tend to quaff before, during and after production of episodes of The Jubi Show makes him nauseated?? He did!

-the 1st hit you get if you google “blood diamonds” is a website (sponsored by a group representing over 50 diamond industry organizations) assuring concerned consumers that, thanks to the introduction of The Kimberley Process, over 99% of the diamonds being mined in today’s market are not only conflict free, but GOOD for impoverished African countries and their economies??
The facts as your sponsored google sites see them!
Mmmm! All the horse shit you can eat!

The facts as some less cheery folks see them!

-a friend who shall remain anonymous for personal privacy reasons requested that I post some photos from and He did!!

And I’m all too happy to take requests… BUT!!! I ain’t puttin no poop fetish porn up here, if only because it makes me personally feel ooky! Hell, maybe I’m unjustly bigoted against the poop sex people. Maybe if 1 or more consenting adults enjoy incorporating poop eating/smearing/etc. into their lovemaking, then it’s nobody’s business but their own. Yeah?! Maybe. BUT it is not pleasant for my eyes or brain, so: NO shiteaters today. Sorry everybody.

Superbush on the other hand…
It’s refreshing to at least see some pornography where the women haven’t all succumbed to crotch shaving, yeah? Am I right? Faux-teen-jailbait hairless crotches seem to have become the norm in the world of mainstream porn. ‘Sup with that? I mean, these folk here aren’t even approaching being shockingly hairy, they’re just… regular not-shaved hairy. You go with your pubes of hair, ladies! And just to keep things a little balanced, here’s some some gross hairy man genitals, too. Enjoy?…


I am a rock ‘nd’ roll music video production!’


SupergroupRockStarAlternarenaRifficIndieSmashHitWonders Modest Moussourski have done it again, and they want to take US with them on their newest gangbang rompityroll joyride of rock fantasy stardom!!!

See, for their NEW shit-ass single “Missed the Boat!”, the MOSTEST shit-ass single I never thought I’d ever hear from Monsieur Modesto, they had this RAD, BAD, AWESOME-DICKED music video contest! A contest where YOU make a video, you send it to them, and then somedubby wins, and the judge says, “Yes! This IS our new AWESOME-dicked video for our new shit-ass single “Missing a Boat!!” Then you wun a prize.

Anyway, I made a fukkin EXSELENNT!!!MTV music video for them that I’m hoping they will use. The contest ended a week or two ago and I forgot to send my entry in, but I kind of think that once they see this they will probably need not much to convince them how they want the video I made. It will be the video that gets played on TV and car commercials and things. I feel that it will appeal to everyone, and has a wide range of style and appeal to like.

Here is my video, pleasse write to Ike Brock, CO M.Mousse, 10000 Hollywood Blvd. today and vote for me to win!!!thnkxs!!!





Waiting for the bus!: This morning!:

(Bus, 5 minutes late.)
(Driver, older woman I’ve never seen before.)

DRIVER: Hurry up. Hi. Do you need a transfer?
DRIVER: Thank you.

And, scene!

And you’re like, “What part of that story needed telling, duder?”
And I’m like, “What part of that even constitutes a story, am I right?”

Hey, speaking of which! Have you ever noticed: ladies don’t even hardly scratch themselves in public, but dudes do it all the time! What’s up with that?! I mean, I know they even sell a special anti-itch paste for ladies to use, right? I’ve seen the commercial! So clearly the itching’s there, but nobody’s scratching it! Right? I mean, am I right? A dude man clenches his fingers tight round his scrote-folds to squelch those firey bites of itchness at a moment’s notice! And they don’t even make a cream or gel for a itchy ball very much! Yet only once in my whole lives do I remember hearing a woman friend complaining about being pained by an overly itchy crotch, and even then there were no public displays of groin scratchery. Do women folk just have that much more self-restraint? You know? Am I right? Come on? Hey! Who? I mean, right? Wha’s a d

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Don’t deserve the praise, don’t deserve the fame!!

van-helsing-22.jpgSo, I want to get a better lookin copy of the new VanHalen2 movie posted here, the one I got’s all nasty chunky. But, even so, the critics are already taking notice. Click on above badical assed poster to read of horrorific movies afficionado Rev. Stangl’s short but enthusiastic review!! !!

(I keep wanting to take advantage of my newly purchased abilities to be UNCENSORED in regards to media shown on these here interwebs, but so far it just turns out like a eighteen year old man doing the stand-up comedy!!)

Oh heck! What’s more funnier and mildly unpleasanter than a nude old man and his nude old man peener?!
This you find uplifting! Finally, that gross, fat, gross old lady has found someone willing to satisfy the basic requests of a sex drive inherent to most humans! Eat out that gross, fat, gross old lady, duder! Eat her the FUCK out!  


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