The Ever Worsening Adventures of King Toad


Diaries of a Crazy Man on Drugs


Part U; 9.24.11 “Hooray” it’s almost done!


goode ol’ tom petty sayd it bess…

m”ossa the things i…

wory aboute.,

…never happen

anywayay “!


(‘keep it on the +, cuz it is hard to find’

–brown-eyed pees)

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-that Hans told me that the smell of the “Rock Star” beverages rockstarjuiced.jpg I tend to quaff before, during and after production of episodes of The Jubi Show makes him nauseated?? He did!

-the 1st hit you get if you google “blood diamonds” is a website (sponsored by a group representing over 50 diamond industry organizations) assuring concerned consumers that, thanks to the introduction of The Kimberley Process, over 99% of the diamonds being mined in today’s market are not only conflict free, but GOOD for impoverished African countries and their economies??
The facts as your sponsored google sites see them!
Mmmm! All the horse shit you can eat!

The facts as some less cheery folks see them!

-a friend who shall remain anonymous for personal privacy reasons requested that I post some photos from and He did!!

And I’m all too happy to take requests… BUT!!! I ain’t puttin no poop fetish porn up here, if only because it makes me personally feel ooky! Hell, maybe I’m unjustly bigoted against the poop sex people. Maybe if 1 or more consenting adults enjoy incorporating poop eating/smearing/etc. into their lovemaking, then it’s nobody’s business but their own. Yeah?! Maybe. BUT it is not pleasant for my eyes or brain, so: NO shiteaters today. Sorry everybody.

Superbush on the other hand…
It’s refreshing to at least see some pornography where the women haven’t all succumbed to crotch shaving, yeah? Am I right? Faux-teen-jailbait hairless crotches seem to have become the norm in the world of mainstream porn. ‘Sup with that? I mean, these folk here aren’t even approaching being shockingly hairy, they’re just… regular not-shaved hairy. You go with your pubes of hair, ladies! And just to keep things a little balanced, here’s some some gross hairy man genitals, too. Enjoy?…


“fuck,” etc.

Music: “The Underdog” by Spoon
Text: “Why the War is Sexist” by Huibin Amee Chew
“Of love, war and obscenity: a perspective on the fall of Baghdad” by Richard Webster



“Dusted”, by Belly

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garfield’s monday morning pontification

Sometimes I feel down about getting so dumb lately from all the THC, but no, for real–it’s got its smarten-ing properties too, more left brain/right brain shtuff, uh-huh. Ideas come so free, right? Good ideas, bad ideas, any kind you like, but the ability to interpret them is what I lose. …Which I guess is a pretty big loss, don’t know what can be done… Not so long as I need my meds, right?

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