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Hey! Hey hey hey! Did you vote for Obama yet??? Hurry up! Like they says: this ain’t gonna work out if everybody thinks it’s a done deal and sits on their ass. I’m all about voting early meself, cuz why put it off till the last minute? What if you oversleep on election day? What if you get pneumonia?? What if you die in a plane crash??? What, are you so selfish that you don’t care about voting if you don’t live to see it pay off? What about the rest of us? What about all the people you leave behind? We needed you to vote for Obama BEFORE you died, jerk!!! I did, and I’ve never been happier! That’s a lie, I’m not gonna be able to calm down a bit till this thing is over. …And even then I’m still gonna freak out over the idea of some crazy asshole skin-head assasination plot… Life is hard, huh? That’s why we need a smart, level-headed, handsome black man to guide us through these trying times!
VOTE OBAMA VOTE OBAMA VOTE OBAMA!
Peace out
If you have somehow altogether forgotten all about this business altogether then, please well then do take this the opportunity here now vote to for Mr. Barack Obama right away now this very day toDAY!todaytodayTODAY!! I’m for SERIAL!!!! No, I mean do though. We all thought it would be cool for Skeletor to rule the world when we were kids but now we know we were wrong. Deep down… I think maybe we always kinda knew…
…but it’s pretty rad (to MY brains, anyways).
(If you love it too much like I did you might even be able to buy their compact disc. if you’re lucky.)
